Fatpickled

Jimmy K Is My New Personal Trainer

I have to join this gym! Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara are members. I’m definately taking the Humpilates class…Biel and Johansson seem to especially enjoy it. Your welcome!

Happy Birthday Fatpickled

Fatpickled Birthday Party Year 1

I’m sorry for the lack of posting as of late. The Rams loss was particularly tough and if you don’t have anything nice to say, well…

Today, Fatpickled turns 2. I want to thank everyone who frequents this blog, I greatly appreciate it. The site is now over 600,000 hits and I’m inching towards my goal of 1 million. I’m going to get there because I have great supporters like you, supporters who continue to visit the site and refer others to it. So if you see something here you like, please Tweet it, Facebook it, link it or email it to others who may enjoy it as well.

I wanted to link the first post I ever wrote, 2 years ago today. It was a great day, The Redskins beat the Cowboys in Dallas and everything was perfect in the world in that space in time. Well, I guess a couple people were bitter (check out the comments…Porkboy has issues, haha).

If you’re new to the blog you can also see some of my top post from year 1 here.

Thanks again for your support, looking forward to your comments and feedback in year 3!

Cheers and Hail

Fatpickled The Magazine

ESPN did it. Oprah did it. I’m proud to announce Fatpickled The Magazine has been added to my media empire. For advertising and subscriptions contact me directly. Future issues will include the following stories:

Drinking With Cuth by John Riggins

The Night I Banged Alice Sweet by Earl Weaver

101 Things To Do With Sausage by Porkboy

7-9, A Short Autobiography by Norv Turner

How To Treat Your Man by Tony Romo

Look for Fatpickled on a newstand near you! (Click on the picture to enlarge.)

Cheers and Hail

Vacation

I know from my recent lack of posting on a regular basis that it may have seemed like I was on vacation, however I haven’t been…I’ve just been lazy. But, starting RFN (Right F’ing Now,) I am officially on vacation. I am on a long bar crawl thru south Florida, all the way down to Key West. I’ll be back before the Orioles are officially eliminated from playoff contention…maybe.

Cheers and Hal

Tiger’s Phone

Last week the Outback Pro Am took place here in Florida. It’s a stop on the Champions Tour…or the “old geezer” tour. The one exciting thing about this event is that is does feature celebrities that have included Bill Murray, Jerry Rice, Kevin Costner, Mark Wahlberg and Michael J. Fox, to name a few, How Michael J. Fox can play golf is a testament to him and his determination in his fight against Parkinson’s.

Anyway, one of the professional contestants in the event was Tiger Woods good friend Mark O’Meara, who would finish 2nd in the tourney. Mark showed major improvement in his short game compared to his previous outing at the Masters. He dropped this little tidbit to the St Pete Times:

“I got a putting lesson from Tiger last week at Augusta,” said O’Meara, who averaged 1.3 putts per green Friday. “He had his camera phone out there. He just told me to swing a little bit more off to the right and feel the toe release instead of coming over it. I agree with him. That’s what I do.”

Now, who cares about a 53 year old golfers putting…not me. However, I’m very intrigued to know that Tiger’s got a camera phone. I mean, we’ve already read all the text messages that came from that phone (link contains strong Tiger language)…can the pictures be far behind? A pictures worth a thousand words. Stay tuned…

Cheers and Hail

As Seen On TV?

Guessing by the 2.8 million views on YouTube, I’m way behind on this one…but who invented this? Jenna Jameson? Tony Romo?

Ladies, you don’t have to spend $19.95 plus shipping for this, I’m pretty sure you have something similar lying around the house…in fact it’s sitting in the lazy-boy under a laptop in our house right now!

Now, maybe you may need to alternate hands instead of using both at the same time and maybe your workout will not last 6 minutes, but you have to start somewhere. Build those biceps, it works…just look at my forearms.

Cheers and Hail