Movie remakes seem to be the rage these days, but we all know there are movies you just can’t remake. So why am I messing with what may be the greatest comedy of all time? One reason only…Caddyshack II. So let’s remake Caddyshack. You’re the producer, your vote counts. I’ll leave the polls open for a week and then we will see who are new stars are. You can leave a write-in vote in the comments section.

Sometimes in life we are faced with difficult decisions, and I have given myself one here. How do I pick the greatest Comedy of all time? Well, I do have many hours spent reviewing the material listed in this blog, and I also think that I know everything. So, here are my choices for the top ten Comedies of all time. Do you agree, disagree? Share your comments.

#10 National Lampoon’s Vacation /Fletch - There was a time when Chevy Chase was the funniest man on the planet, how did he lose it?

Best Lines - “You think you hate it now, wait till you drive it” “I’ll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich”

#9 Slapshot - My thoughts on this movie are already well documented.

Best Line - “Here’s to all that snatch in F-L-A”

#8 Clerks - Great movie, great dialogue. Made for 27k. Is this movie really 14 years old?

Best Line - “37? 37? Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!”

#7 Animal House - Without this movie there is no Porky’s, no Revenge of the Nerds, no American Pie, and another 100 movies like them.

Best Line - “They took the bar, the whole f’ing bar”

#6 Blazing Saddles - This movie could never play in a theater these days, no way. It is politically incorrect!

Best Lines - “We’ll work up an old #6 on them”

#5 Ace Ventura - This movie could be #1. It’s got sports, dick jokes, and people talking out of their asses.

Best Line - “Your gun is digging into my hip” “Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea”

#4 Tommy Boy - I miss Farley. A joy to watch.

Best Line - “Fat guy in a little coat” “Next thing you know there’s money missing off your dresser and your daughter’s knocked up”

#3 Old School - Finally a movie from the past 10 years that makes my list, am I just old and out of it? This movie has it all, great characters, storyline, and dialogue.

Best Line - “It’s so good when it hits your lips” “I thought we were in the trust tree”

#2 Dumb and Dumber - Non-stop laughs from start to finish. Jim Carrey and the Farrelly Bros. at their best.

Best Line - “Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber” “Raider of the lost fart”

#1 Caddyshack - I can watch this movie with my eyes closed. Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Ted Knight, and Rodney. Like Old School they just turned the camera on and said - do your thing.

Best Line - “How’d ya like to mow my lawn, hmmm, hmmm?” I have to laugh, I outsmarted myself”

Honorable Mention:

Billy Madison, Christmas Vacation, Dirty Work, 40 Yr Old Virgin, Friday, The Jerk, Kingpin, Wedding Crashers